Please remember to be aware of projectile jorts and potatoes, fireworks, banana cars and mustard / ketchup / hotdog fights. Oh, and if you misbehave, we have a pit full of rabid bunnies and mutant spiders.
Oohhh … are they joking? Haha … no.
Also ask about our awesome throwie kits for sale! Just $8 for a 5-pack of throwable light graffiti! Offer only valid while supplies last.